areyoutryingtodeduceme: dear-lady-disdain: refyrolak: Johnlock’s lovechild. So hard. OHMYGOD. HE IS USING A JUMPER AS A SCARF. HE IS TALL AND LANKY AND BLOND. HE IS THEIR CHILD. THIS HEAD CANON HAS NOW BEEN DEEMED ACCEPTABLE IN EVERY WAY. ALSO HE COMPOSES MUSIC BUT THEN ALSO TRIES TO TRACK DOWN PUPPIES (right? Am I remembering right? It’s been years, but THIS IS WHAT I BELIEVE)

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

dear-lady-disdain:

refyrolak:

Johnlock’s lovechild. So hard.

OHMYGOD. HE IS USING A JUMPER AS A SCARF. HE IS TALL AND LANKY AND BLOND. HE IS THEIR CHILD. THIS HEAD CANON HAS NOW BEEN DEEMED ACCEPTABLE IN EVERY WAY.

ALSO HE COMPOSES MUSIC

BUT THEN ALSO TRIES TO TRACK DOWN PUPPIES (right? Am I remembering right? It’s been years, but THIS IS WHAT I BELIEVE)

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  • May 26
  • , 2012
doctor-wholmes: ocellite: THAT’S BECAUSE ALL THE BORDERS STORES CLOSED DOWN YOU IDIOT NOW I HAVE TO SHOP AT FUCKING BARNES & NOBLE

doctor-wholmes:

ocellite:

THAT’S BECAUSE ALL THE BORDERS STORES CLOSED DOWN YOU IDIOT

NOW I HAVE TO SHOP AT FUCKING BARNES & NOBLE

(Source: wakeupandbefree, via itscauseyoureafuckinelf)

  • May 19
  • , 2012
  • Zooey Deschanel:

    Is that rain?

  • Siri:

    What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-

  • Zooey Deschanel:

    Let's get tomato soup delivered!

  • Siri:

    ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.

  • Zooey Deschanel:

    Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.

  • Siri:

    Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-

  • Zooey Deschanel:

    Remind me to clean up.

  • Siri:

    Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-

  • Zooey Deschanel:

    Tomorrow.

  • Siri:

    I'm in hell. This is hell.

  • Zooey Deschanel:

    Excellent. Today, we're dancing.

  • Siri:

    I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.

  • Zooey Deschanel:

    Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."

  • Siri:

    I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.

  • Zooey Deschanel:

    *dances*

  • Siri:

    Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

  • May 19
  • , 2012

The Avengers according to Tony Stark.

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  • May 12
  • , 2012

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  • May 9
  • , 2012
natashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

natashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

(Source: askthemightyavengers, via itscauseyoureafuckinelf)

  • May 8
  • , 2012

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  • May 8
  • , 2012

paper-mobs:

darksorrowandgearhoof:

femmebotshaveemotion:

all-hail-king-loki:

oh-youfancyhuh:

IT IS AN INFANT

FOREVER REBLOG

I WISH IS WAS FRIENDS WITH THOR!  I would never be sad and always have the best text messages.

(Source: theavengersshouldnttext, via itscauseyoureafuckinelf)

  • May 8
  • , 2012

And on the subject of Avengers.

mycroftsangeleyes:

aerialsquid:

So apparently ‘mewling quim’ is approximately translatable from Medieval to ‘whining cunt’.

Leave it to Loki to be the one who sneaks the c-word pass the censors.

The entirety of the Film Censorship system just got…

(via timesforgotten)

  • May 7
  • , 2012
 #lmao just look at them #how Tony is all #’okay this is awkward. shawarma what the hell was I thinking’ #Steve is just like #’what am I doing here I don’t even like this weird food’ #Natasha is trying to find the right way how to eat that because she doesn’t want to end up all messy #she’s a lady after all#Clint is probably thinking #’I don’t get paid enough for this bullshit… wait I don’t get paid at all well fuck’ #and Thor and Bruce are just fucking enjoying the meal#Earth’s mightiest heroes ladies and gentlemen

 #lmao just look at them #how Tony is all #’okay this is awkward. shawarma what the hell was I thinking’ #Steve is just like #’what am I doing here I don’t even like this weird food’ #Natasha is trying to find the right way how to eat that because she doesn’t want to end up all messy #she’s a lady after all#Clint is probably thinking #’I don’t get paid enough for this bullshit… wait I don’t get paid at all well fuck’ #and Thor and Bruce are just fucking enjoying the meal#Earth’s mightiest heroes ladies and gentlemen

(Source: lawyerupasshole, via timesforgotten)

  • May 7
  • , 2012